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Cockdragon 

A large, mythical beast that dwells in the deep caverns of Hell. It is only describable in context to the environment it lives in because, frankly, it is rarely seen.

In fact, only three have seen it - two, the entire dragon and one, only the tip.
The only fact about its behavior that is known to mankind is that it frequently dines on orphans.
Only Reid and Cody can draw the Cockdragon because only they have seen the Cockdragon.
Cockdragon by slbs May 6, 2010

Cocktagon 

A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.
Chad: Yo where’s the cocktagon?

Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.

Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.
Cocktagon by stater69 October 4, 2021

Cocktagon 

A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
Cocktagon by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011

Cockdragger  

A male boogieboarder who hangs out at surf spots instead of at boogie board spots and tries to yell people off waves. Twatdragger for a female.
"Dude, I surfed Souths the other day and this cockdragger was out there trying to burn me. Reminded me of that annoying broad who always drags that custom boogieboard, wears a helmet, and acts like she owns the joint at souths."
Cockdragger by ya know if ya know December 23, 2008

Comedragon 

"when one is receiving head/dome, and when one is about to blow ones' load, one must push down on the head of the person(s) giving; thus forcing the ejaculate from the nose, creating the fabled effect known as a Comedragon."
I was getting AMAZING head last night from this one fat chick named "Latisha Linidar" and as soon as I felt like I was going to go, I pushed her huge head down on me and jizz'd up in there, making it spray out of her nose like she was a Comedragon!
Comedragon by The comedragon April 21, 2010

cocktagon 

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.
Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.
cocktagon by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016
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