cockbaggery

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005

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cockbadger

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

by manta July 30, 2003

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1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.

1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!

by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006

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Cockbadger

a person who loves to badger cocks, takes part in cockbadgering, or has in anyway tried to touch another cock.

Oxide is a cockbadger, i have seen him trying to badger cocks.

by eSt0r` April 9, 2004

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cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.

I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.

by The meerlion March 4, 2011

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cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

by southwalessniper December 6, 2009

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