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cockbrag 

When you consistently moan about how fucking huge your penis is, even when it probably is below average.
Brad: it's so big I made her bleed twice!!
Dan: stop cockbrag (ing) you fukin cunt
cockbrag by DaddyDova July 16, 2019
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cockbrain 

when the male uses his cock as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend.
man i was so cockbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning
cockbrain by IMMA MAN December 3, 2009

cockbadger 

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.
She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.
cockbadger by manta July 30, 2003

cockbread 

bread that is rolled and baked in the shape of a penis.
i just made a cockbread at the bakery.
cockbread by ploppers9 July 18, 2009

Cockbadger 

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.
1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!
Cockbadger by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006

cockbrain 

A girl who is always talking about penises.
Kristen is being a huge cockbrain today.
cockbrain by Johnny Hancock March 24, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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