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cockbrad 

Someone who goes out with jade terry
Ah dayum it's COCKBRAD!!
cockbrad by Harvey Chuckle January 14, 2020
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cockbrag 

When you consistently moan about how fucking huge your penis is, even when it probably is below average.
Brad: it's so big I made her bleed twice!!
Dan: stop cockbrag (ing) you fukin cunt
cockbrag by DaddyDova July 16, 2019
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cockbrain 

when the male uses his cock as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend.
man i was so cockbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning
cockbrain by IMMA MAN December 3, 2009

cockbadger 

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.
She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.
cockbadger by manta July 30, 2003

cockbread 

bread that is rolled and baked in the shape of a penis.
i just made a cockbread at the bakery.
cockbread by ploppers9 July 18, 2009

Cockbadger 

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.
1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!
Cockbadger by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006

cockbrain 

A girl who is always talking about penises.

Kristen is being a huge cockbrain today.
cockbrain by Johnny Hancock March 24, 2007
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