cockblind

1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.

"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.

by Siege of August Skye May 28, 2005

Cockwinder

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.

Cockbending is the newest artform.

by My friends call me nathan June 28, 2020

Cock blind

Someone who is blinded to any imperfections in their mates character flaws.

Stephanie has no idea that Joe is rude because she is cock blind!

by Doclemon June 16, 2010

Cockling

Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings

Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !

by FreddieDK June 11, 2009

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012