cockblunder

A cockblunder is a giant mistake usually caused by overlooking a very obvious situation or circumstance.

"You put your penis in the toaster?!?! That's a cockblunder if I've ever seen one!"

by Krin Gabbard July 29, 2005

cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012

cockpounder

Someone who is really hard to deal with. The term is usually directed at males and can be used in most cases where one would be called an asshole.

That guy at the box office was a real cockpounder.

by Stephen McDonnell January 26, 2006

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003

cocklunger

Penetrating so fast that you dislocate your pelvis.

He's a cocklunger.

by fommy0 June 2, 2016