Cockassion

A man's occasion to suck a cock.

Wife: My ex Kyle wants to join us tonight for the threesome.

Husband: Oh boy, I expect to finally have my cockassion.

by Aramalec February 4, 2024

Cyberslob

Someone who keeps not upgrading his gaming rig for years and years.

Jack: "New GPU? Nah, I'll upgrade when my card actually catches fire — until then, it’s fine"

Laura: "You're such a cyberslob"

by Aramalec April 26, 2025