by Dydedafaq March 2, 2014
Get the cockadock mug.A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.
friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010
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Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(
by C.Lit March 29, 2015
Get the Christmas cockblock mug.A person who has nobody to love so they decide to take it out on you try and interfere with your relationship and stop the flow of love and emotions. They also prevent you from getting some....
Girl One: Baby, I love you
Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?
Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?
by Erectile Function October 28, 2014
Get the cockblocker mug.v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?
Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...
Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...
Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
by Flashbang11 July 19, 2010
Get the Cockblock your own cock mug.The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009
Get the Cockblocked by Steve Jobs mug.Someone who is constantly cockblocking you, i.e. preventing you from hooking up with a chick. In extreme situations, cockblockasaurus rex.
by aaron hendry March 30, 2008
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