Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

cockblocktail

An alcoholic beverage that is offered by a third party to the person with whom you are hoping to have sex that results in that person passing out or otherwise becoming too inebriated to have sex.

I was definitely going to have sex with Katie tonight, and then Dave and Mike bought her a cockblocktail and she passed out in the corner.

by fredcasa April 3, 2011

cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010

cockalocka

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

by Myke December 11, 2004

cockalocka

When a man blows a load up into the vaginal cavity so hard that it sticks to the back of the uterus, and doesn't get expoliated until menstration.

Amanda: Dude, i cockalocka'd in Mary's vagina on a scary mountain last night.
Courtney: She will be feeling that when its her time of the month.
Amanda: I hope so. shes a fucking skank

by sanfron and juanita April 13, 2009

cockalockin

To walk around a bar or club trying to pick up women

Blaze picked her up last night while he was out cockalockin

by Soonerborn75 May 26, 2016