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Definitions by Flashbang11

Cockblock your own cock 

v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?

Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...

Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.

head sheen 

To have a really big head, usually made more obvious by a small body or neck.

Also can be related to Sheen family of actors (Martin, Charlie and Emilio Estevez), who have dense foreheads.
"Man that Joe Buck's got some head sheen."

"Rihanna's hot, but boy does she have some sheen on her head."

"I wanted to borrow Joe's hat, but it was too tight because I've got too much fucking headsheen."
head sheen by Flashbang11 December 24, 2008