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cock-and-balls 

A very fun game to play in public, especially on the Metro in Paris.

It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.

PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.

Scream is as loud as you can!
Pat: COCK!
Liz: AND!
Karen: BALLS!
cock-and-balls by Cherie June 6, 2003
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cock and balls

these are mere government made illusions and do not exist. they have trackers in them so you must cut both off.
man1: bro, my cock and balls are beeping.

man2: HOLY SHIT CUTTEM OFF AND GET DOWN
cock and balls by anonymous December 22, 2020

cock and balls

The two things that a woman constantly craves
She wants my cock and balls
cock and balls by Travman December 1, 2002

cock and balls

Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.
Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.
cock and balls by Andi June 10, 2006

Cock and Balls

When things are not in your control or a reaction to a lie
Raag: So we are not going to Disney land any more as one of the workers got electrocuted, hence, the park is shut down for a few days.
Kart: Freakin' cock and balls!!!
Cock and Balls by Mohyal82 July 3, 2012

cock and balls

A phrase that can be translated as the number "100"
Jennifer: Hey, what did you get on your exam?

Adam: Cock and balls!!

Jennifer: Great job!
cock and balls by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012

Cock and balls

It’s a male reproductive part know as the male genitalia/dick/penis
Some one sucks cock and balls and I think that’s Sheldon
Cock and balls by TITANFALL118 March 22, 2020
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