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Cock Monkey 

May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.
She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.
Cock Monkey by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock
That girl is such a cock monger.
cock monger by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

cock monkey 

See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
cock monkey by Gregatron September 23, 2003

cock monkey 

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.
Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;
cock monkey by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

Cock monkey 

As a professional porn "star", I felt the need to add to this:

"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.

A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.

If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.

You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.

Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.

No P.h.d. required.
"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"

That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
Cock monkey by JeremySteele07 February 10, 2009

raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash
raging cock monger by I am Rex August 10, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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