Definitions by Gregatron

trendy 

pl: trendies

Someone who follows the majority; in most cases this is the "kev". The terms are interchangeable, but trendies are known to be able to change with the times, where as kevs tend to stick with being sad at one thing.

See: kev

"Ben Sherman shirts? Fookin' trendies!"

trendy by Gregatron September 23, 2003

cock monkey 

See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.

Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"

cock monkey by Gregatron September 23, 2003