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cock chock 

chock in the shape of a cock that cums when being used
bro i just got some new cock chock lets do some drawing
cock chock by EEEFIN January 25, 2023

Cock Check Control 

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.
I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure
Cock Check Control by Gimaf November 23, 2012

Cock Check 

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.
Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.
Cock Check by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

cockchocolate 

fecal matter left on one's penis after dirty anal sex.
"yeah, i just wiped my cockchocolate on her pillowcase..."
cockchocolate by tad dewberry January 9, 2014

Cockchoker

Choking a man's penis down another's throat to the point of nearly choking (see Deep Throat)
Dude, Ashley Blue's a definite cockchoker!
Cockchoker by Porn Fan August 4, 2003

Cockshock 

Similar to the aftershock of an earthquake, cockshock is the aftershock one experiences from either giving or receiving the cock. Cockshock most often occurs the day proceeding intercourse and acts as a chilling flashback of events experienced during the intercourse.
The cockshock Mary experienced was almost too much to bear, if only she had consumed more alcoholic beverages to erase the memories completely.
Cockshock by Stella Cason December 29, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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