Cockclocking

When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.

John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.

Cockclocking by Kandelario July 26, 2009

cockblocking keyboard 

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.

Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

cockblocking keyboard by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011

Clockblocking 

Being stopped from leaving work by your superior in the company who picks the last minutes of the day to stop and talk to you.

(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".

Dude, just as I was leaving from work my boss called and kept me on the phone for forty-five minutes..he is always clockblocking me.

Clockblocking by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009

cockblocking 

one guy ruining another guy's chance to score some booty

That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.

cockblocking by WillyStyle November 9, 2007

cockblockin 

1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.

2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.

1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.

2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.

cockblockin by Leezy October 9, 2006

Cockblocking coalition 

A well coordinated group effort attempting to interfere with your chances of scoring

Her friends formed a multi-layered cockblocking coalition that was impenetrable.

Cockblocking coalition by EddieWins September 10, 2019

Self-cockblocking 

The act of being so stupid that you always ruin every single chance you get at getting laid

Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.

Self-cockblocking by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010