cob webs 

not getting laid; not using your "male parts"; opposite of N.N.U; settling for not good looking girls to "get some"

1: heyy connor you haven't gotten laid yet? you need to get rid of those cob webs
2: i'm starting to get cob webs dude
4: dude your the man you stay keepin the cob webs off
5: N.N.U never have cob webs
6: i'm starting to get cob webbed dude... Dain i need you and Corbett to help me get girls
7: connor you the only one with cob webs you cant sit here
8: dude just hit up black tooth, shes guaranteed to clean those cob webs off, i mean like 7 of us got it in

cob webs by N.N.U March 29, 2010

cobwebs on her pussy 

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

cobwebs on her pussy by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time

I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite

cleaning cobwebs by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Cooper's Cobwebs 

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

Cooper's Cobwebs by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

coochie cobwebs 

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

coochie cobwebs by Anonymous December 21, 2003

stepans cobwebs 

Slang term meaning semen

Wow she got stepans cobwebs all over her face

stepans cobwebs by Amazon.com/cobwebs September 11, 2018

cobwebs 

When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.

Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.

cobwebs by desert fox December 28, 2005