1 definition by N.N.U

not getting laid; not using your "male parts"; opposite of N.N.U; settling for not good looking girls to "get some"
1: heyy connor you haven't gotten laid yet? you need to get rid of those cob webs
2: i'm starting to get cob webs dude
4: dude your the man you stay keepin the cob webs off
5: N.N.U never have cob webs
6: i'm starting to get cob webbed dude... Dain i need you and Corbett to help me get girls
7: connor you the only one with cob webs you cant sit here
8: dude just hit up black tooth, shes guaranteed to clean those cob webs off, i mean like 7 of us got it in
by N.N.U March 29, 2010
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