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cat mom i’d like to fuck
“see that ceeeemilf? she can clean my litter & dunk my head in a tin any day of the week..”

“As a mastiff owner, no cmilf would ever date me.”

“woke up in this cmilf’s bed after the club, shit load of cats walking all over my face”
cmilf by catmomlover July 20, 2019
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CMILF • cilf • Chilf • CWILF • CRILF • CLILF • #CILF • cdilf • Chilfer • Chilf Off

Coilfang 

I have nothing better to do with my time, so I guess I'll reroll on Coilfang. What's the worst that could happen, right?
Coilfang by Manifold! September 9, 2007
Man that TI-84's a cilf
cilf by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009
cilf by Assweepay May 11, 2004
Word of the Day on October 12, 2021
The origin of this word comes from French "comme il faut", translation - the right way to go, the right thing to do. The general meaning of the word is 'proper'. In the past 'comilfo' meant that a person acted according to the rules of high society. Nowadays if someone tries to show off would say to you "you look comilfo" - it means that your appearance is in accordance with the taste of the commentator. However the turn of phrase "it's not comilfo" is used much more frequently, meaning "this is not very nice/good/respectable", "this doesn't look good".
P:-That asshole spilled his drink on my shirt!

Z:-It's not comilfo to curse at your nephews 11th birthday party!

-Wow, this look suits you a lot! You look comilfo.
Comilfo by Kudesnitsa November 26, 2010
Congress Woman I'd Like (to) Fuck.
George: Dude, Gabbey Giffords is a total cwilf.
Dick: I know, right?
CWILF by mrwildflowers December 27, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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