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ken: wow that crayfish is attractive.
ben: he lowkey a crilf
ken: I was joking what the fuck
crilf by BobbyRenzobbi September 2, 2022
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CRILF cilf crills Chilf Crilly... Crile Crilk crinf CWILF Crift
A hot white person (usually a guy). As in: CRacker I'd Like to Fuck.
I grew up in Boston, so I never thought there could be attractive white guys, but then I moved to California and I saw so many crilfs!
Crilf by cathcart August 25, 2009

Criffing 

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.
My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.
Criffing by criffmaster May 22, 2013

Coilfang 

I have nothing better to do with my time, so I guess I'll reroll on Coilfang. What's the worst that could happen, right?
Coilfang by Manifold! September 9, 2007

Crillman 

Being negative, boring, never wanting to do anything,
A specific walk (the crillman walk) head down, not lifting your feet off the floor
Thinking everything is either "shit" or "gay"
wanting to kill yourself or being depressed at everything going on around you
that was such a crillman statement
Crillman by tob1357 April 8, 2011
A mix between the words; Crying and Child, mainly used by people who hate Children.
"Fuck that Crild."