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Family Guys Lois Griffin is a stone cold CMILF!
CMILF by Jimmy Reilly February 29, 2008
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cat mom i’d like to fuck
“see that ceeeemilf? she can clean my litter & dunk my head in a tin any day of the week..”

“As a mastiff owner, no cmilf would ever date me.”

“woke up in this cmilf’s bed after the club, shit load of cats walking all over my face”
cmilf by catmomlover July 20, 2019
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Coilfang 

I have nothing better to do with my time, so I guess I'll reroll on Coilfang. What's the worst that could happen, right?
Coilfang by Manifold! September 9, 2007
Man that TI-84's a cilf
cilf by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009
cilf by Assweepay May 11, 2004
Word of the Day on October 12, 2021
The origin of this word comes from French "comme il faut", translation - the right way to go, the right thing to do. The general meaning of the word is 'proper'. In the past 'comilfo' meant that a person acted according to the rules of high society. Nowadays if someone tries to show off would say to you "you look comilfo" - it means that your appearance is in accordance with the taste of the commentator. However the turn of phrase "it's not comilfo" is used much more frequently, meaning "this is not very nice/good/respectable", "this doesn't look good".
P:-That asshole spilled his drink on my shirt!

Z:-It's not comilfo to curse at your nephews 11th birthday party!

-Wow, this look suits you a lot! You look comilfo.
Comilfo by Kudesnitsa November 26, 2010
Congress Woman I'd Like (to) Fuck.
George: Dude, Gabbey Giffords is a total cwilf.
Dick: I know, right?
CWILF by mrwildflowers December 27, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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