CWILF

Congress Woman I'd Like (to) Fuck.

George: Dude, Gabbey Giffords is a total cwilf.
Dick: I know, right?

by mrwildflowers December 27, 2011

CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

by Mark August 7, 2004

CWILF

Cousin's Wife I'd Like To Fuck

Omar: Carlos, your cousin Steve's wife, Melissa is hot
Carlos: Yeah, she's a CWILF, I'd like to fuck her.

by I Like Ghetto Booty March 13, 2009

CWILF

Campaign Wife I'd Like To Fuck

Man, that wife of Fred Thompson is a major CWILF.

Kucinich totally has my vote as he has a smokin hawt CWILF.

by Jill2008 January 23, 2008

Coilfang

Where Blood Elves go to die.

I have nothing better to do with my time, so I guess I'll reroll on Coilfang. What's the worst that could happen, right?

by Manifold! September 9, 2007

cilf

calculator i'd like (to) function

Man that TI-84's a cilf

by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009

cilf

Cartoon I'd like to fuck

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

by Assweepay May 11, 2004