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Clowance 

'Clowance' is a name originating from Cornwall, and is often associated with gingers. It is also an Estate and Country Club.
Brown haired person: 'Ohh I wish I was like Clowance'

Ginger haired person: 'You just haven't got what it takes, you brown haired person'
Clowance by Mushh May 19, 2009
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(Verb); pronounced "kwodd"

The act of tearing something (usually paper) in half, and then tearing those halves in half again, in an attempt to invalidate it's usefulness, usually done right before throwing the item away.

A mixture of the words "cut" and "wad" formed into a homonym of the word "quad", which also describes how many pieces of the original item are created when you "cuwad" it.
Emily cuwadded George's wedding invitation and tossed it into the recycle bin.

Scott spends about 5 minutes every day having to cuwad all the credit card offers he receives in the mail.
Cuwad by PencilBox July 15, 2019

Clawaoke 

Getting drunk on White Claws while singing karaoke in a hot tub.
Bro, last night’s Clawaoke session was full send.
Clawaoke by gapl October 22, 2019
A clown and coward

Derogative term to call someone out as a clown, as well as a coward.
"this dude listens to Nav and Logic what a fucking cloward"

"me and so-and-so were clowning around snorting lines of crystal THC laced with donkey pills when Johnny started to bug out"
"Johnny is such a cloward"
Cloward by Psilocybe May 20, 2019

Clunatic 

Hardcore fans of the British actor Martin Clunes, aka Martin Ellingham in Doc Martin, and Gary Strang in Men Behaving Badly.
Bob: “Your sister is watching Doc Martin AGAIN?!”

Fred: “Yeah. And yesterday she watched Men Behaving Badly, Shakespeare In Love, and Saving Grace.”

Bob (rolls eyes): “She is SUCH a Clunatic.”
Clunatic by ESquadGrobanite March 20, 2018
Dirty filthy scrubber congrecate at this destination. No shops or electricity. There claims to be a woolworths but that is labelled Karralee.

Home of the speyers, king of goldys, known for knocking the froth off.

If you find yourself in chuwar, dress code is no shoes, wife beater and a rolled up J
City sliker:Hey I'm in chuwar wheres the food at

Chuwar resident: keith's paaaaantry braaaaahhh, why are you wearing shoes?
Chuwar by Friend of scrubber August 6, 2011