clusterflog 

a blog that is really nothing more than a clusterfuck.

Anna: "Did you read Harry's blog post last night?"
Robert: "Yeah, I couldn't understand those ludicrous ramblings at all. What a clusterflog."

clusterflog by Shit Fire N. Save Matches August 9, 2012

clusterflop 

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity

My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.

clusterflop by Macsloan December 21, 2013

Clusterfuge 

Multiple clusterfucks being spun rapidly in order to separate the component parts of the original fucks that caused the cluster in the first place.

This project is totally screwed up, nobody knows what's going on, unqualified people, stupidity abounds, it's a total clusterfuge.

This event has no organization. The directions are wrong. Nothing is were it's supposed to be. Everyone is wondering around bitching. It's a complete clusterfuge.

Clusterfuge by Whatizhip December 23, 2009

clusterflunk

Failing multiple tests or courses back to back.

"Hey, how'd you do on your midterms?"
"Terrible, it was a total clusterflunk."

clusterflunk by mAcular Chaotic November 3, 2007

clusterfluff 

when things are going horribly wrong, and you're surrounded by children or people you can't swear around, this is the clusterfluff!

when the third child pooed his pants, Amy realized that her job had quickly turned into a clusterfluff!

clusterfluff by W0rdSm1th123 April 15, 2011

clusterfluff 

Something of little substance or consequence, intended primarily to generate controversy and to draw attention rather than to explain, solve, or improve an actual situation or problem. Used especially to refer to the creation of a seemingly difficult and complex problem or controversy where none in fact exists.

His blog post makes a non-issue needlessly complex, and now there are 362 comments. It's just another piece of clusterfluff to attract buzz.

clusterfluff by kangaruu July 15, 2011

clusterflake

clusterflake is the social phenomenon characterized by a buttload of people just not showing up, typically so sporadically, in such numbers, and with so little advance warning that the original plan or plans are thrown into disintegrating disarray. (syn: cluster flake)

"Despite a week's notice more than half the movie group clusterflaked, most without even calling."

"We'd arranged a big dinner, followed by a meet with another crew, then all hit a party downtown. Three people showed up in total, the whole night. It was a complete cluster flake."

clusterflake by Dude I Flaked April 21, 2008