Definitions by Macsloan

Snarf

A person who smelled girls’ bicycle seats was called a SNARF.

That kid Boog Confer was the worst snarf in town.

Snarf by Macsloan August 27, 2025

Snarf

The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.

1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)

Snarf by Macsloan July 25, 2021

SCHLONG 

The definitive slang for a guy’s (or a hermaphrodite’s) cock. A much better sounding word than penis.

That son-of -a-bitch’s schlong must be 10 inches long. He got it stuck in his zipper and had to take it to the emergency room to have it extricated.

SCHLONG by Macsloan January 15, 2021

wank the crank 

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

wank the crank by Macsloan October 19, 2019

Snarf

An individual, usually male, but in today's society may be a female, who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. The individual must be 13-16 years only to qualify as a Snarf. If the Snarf is younger that 13, they are just stupid. Older than 16 the Snarf is a freaking pervert. It is perfectly acceptable for a person from 13-16 to be a Snarf.

The Snarf eagerly put his/her nose to the girl's bicycle seat after the rider dismounted the vehicle.

Snarf by Macsloan October 17, 2019

Schlong 

SCHLONG. ( noun) A quasi-vulgar meaning the penis. The word schlong likely originated in a high school boys' locker room when a word was needed to describe the largest penis in the room. Many terms were tried, but the word SCHLONG fit the need perfectly.

Frankie emerged from the locker room shower with his SCHLONG slapping against his leg. It was obvious that his was the mightiest organ in the room.

Schlong by Macsloan September 5, 2017

spanking the weasel 

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

spanking the weasel by Macsloan June 8, 2016