Macsloan's definitions

wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

by Macsloan October 19, 2019

Cuffing the dummy

Masturbating

Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.

by Macsloan December 11, 2014

Snarf

An individual, usually male, but in today's society may be a female, who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. The individual must be 13-16 years only to qualify as a Snarf. If the Snarf is younger that 13, they are just stupid. Older than 16 the Snarf is a freaking pervert. It is perfectly acceptable for a person from 13-16 to be a Snarf.

The Snarf eagerly put his/her nose to the girl's bicycle seat after the rider dismounted the vehicle.

by Macsloan October 17, 2019

Snarf

A person who smelled girls’ bicycle seats was called a SNARF.

That kid Boog Confer was the worst snarf in town.

by Macsloan August 27, 2025

Cuffing his dummy

Masturbating

The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.

by Macsloan December 2, 2014

Schlong

SCHLONG. ( noun) A quasi-vulgar meaning the penis. The word schlong likely originated in a high school boys' locker room when a word was needed to describe the largest penis in the room. Many terms were tried, but the word SCHLONG fit the need perfectly.

Frankie emerged from the locker room shower with his SCHLONG slapping against his leg. It was obvious that his was the mightiest organ in the room.

by Macsloan September 5, 2017

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016