clusterfap 

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

clusterfap by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

clusterfuck 

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck 

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

clusterfuck by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck 

A Huge problem or situation

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!

clusterfuck by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck 

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck

Clusterfuck by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

Clusterbark 

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.

"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"

Clusterbark by suchacyn December 8, 2009

clusterflop 

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity

My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.

clusterflop by Macsloan December 21, 2013