clusterfacts 

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

clusterfacts by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

clusterfart 

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.

This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.

clusterfart by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

Clusterfucksterpiece 

(noun) clusterfucksterpiece = clusterfuck(mass amount of fuck) master piece (mass amount of amazing)

something generally describing the outcome of an event as another even with both extremes of good and bad coming out at either all at once or over time

Well they have really good make-up sex every time they stop fighting so their relationship is sort of a clusterfucksterpiece.

Clusterfucksterpiece by cantastic March 6, 2011

clusterfuckstival

A clusterfuck of epic proportions involving or affecting a massive number of people

This presidency has been a compounding clusterfuckstival from the very beginning, culminating in the year 2020.

clusterfuckstival by deanmccoppin September 29, 2020

clusterfaith

The righteous Christian feelings that are generated, amplified and widely spread when a person in high authority says something and convinces just one disciple, then ALL people believe that disciple in everything he says.... soon, everyone has the same faith.

It's a clusterfaith!

Bob was not positive the Ark could actually hold 2 of every species existing during the times of Moses. But, when Billy Graham spoke on Sunday and verified the claim as being fact, Bob was swept up in a clusterfaith experienced by millions in every country of the world, one which no court could possible defeat.

clusterfaith by You rReal Name November 25, 2020

clusterfuckstrated 

When you are frustrated by the clusterfuck you have going on.

“John are you OK?” “ yeah I’m just clusterfuckstrated with what’s going on here”

clusterfuckstrated by Slippery906 June 26, 2023

Clusterfucks 

The general population of strangers and random people who like to ruin everything out of nowhere. The clusterfucks are so stupid that they always get into trouble that is their own faults. They are also most likely to interfere with your work in a bad way which can screw everything up.

Burger King Employee: Tries to make his own sandwich to bring home to eat when the store isn’t busy

Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order

Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich

America is full of clusterfucks!

Clusterfucks by xxredeyexx January 1, 2025