clustercunt 

The total annihilation of a situation. Something that exceeds being FUBAR or a clusterfuck.

Ohmigod, did you hear what happened with that big project? When management stepped in, it became a total clustercunt.

clustercunt by Spydoggie September 23, 2008

clusterunfucker 

A person with particular skills for resolving a clusterfuck

When the spinnaker got wrapped around the end of the pole, James showed his skills as a Clusterunfucker

clusterunfucker by Limbic Candy May 29, 2018

clusterfutopia 

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.

The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.

clusterfutopia by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

clusterfunctional 

adjective, to have too many things to do, too little time in which to get them done and yet still make progress. Coined by Maureen Ryan, Chicago Tribune, 2009

In spite of the ridiculous demands on my time, I still manage to be clusterfunctional.

clusterfunctional by Paladin7777 December 3, 2009

Cluster Cunt 

A group of females whom think they are very funny and cool, when really they all deserve to be in the kitchen making sandwiches.

"Jesus Christ, Bill, look at that cluster cunt over there. NONE of them are making sandwiches!"

Cluster Cunt by Lord W Teezy August 17, 2011

clustercuss 

1. A less-profane, more whimsical way of referring to a clusterfuck.

2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.

Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.

This is going to be a total clustercuss for everybody.

clustercuss by SaffronInSpace October 4, 2010

clustercoitus 

polite or formal way to say clusterfuck

To get avoid offending his superiors, Dick used the term clustercoitus instead.

clustercoitus by mphi December 9, 2009