clustermust 

a clustermust is putting everything in one large ball or one area.

person1:"I put my room in one Clustermust."

person2:"Why?"

clustermust by Roasted-chesnuts34 February 1, 2021

Clustermust 

a Clustermust is when you put everything in one area/place

Person1:"i put my room in a clustermust"

Person2:"W-why?"

Clustermust by Roasted-chesnuts34 February 1, 2021

clusterius fornecatus 

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck

The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.

clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011

clusterfutopia 

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.

The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.

clusterfutopia by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

clustercuss 

1. A less-profane, more whimsical way of referring to a clusterfuck.

2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.

Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.

This is going to be a total clustercuss for everybody.

clustercuss by SaffronInSpace October 4, 2010

clusternuts 

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.

me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work

clusternuts by funky49 April 23, 2009

clustermite 

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite

clustermite by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020