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Clowned on
Clowned on by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019
Clowned to Kingdom Come
A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
Clowned to Kingdom Come by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022
Capwned
usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.
Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned
Capwned by fite4justice June 26, 2007
al capwned
Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!
al capwned by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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