Clpwned is when someone gets knocked out by a slap from a friend on a dare, and all his friends laugh at him as his unconscious body falls on a bag of empty beer cans.
by GtUpKd January 8, 2008
Get the clpwned mug.Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.
by nakalaka March 6, 2011
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by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019
Get the Clowned on mug.A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022
Get the Clowned to Kingdom Come mug.putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule
also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone
also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone
by david January 19, 2004
Get the clowned mug.usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.
Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned
by fite4justice June 26, 2007
Get the Capwned mug.A hashtag (or tag-phrase) which describes a person, or group of people, whose actions caused embarrassment for themselves, or made them look foolish.
A related hashtag (or tag-phrase) to #beclowned - popularized by media pundit Ben Shapiro, indicating a more formal clowning which is generally related to entities, the media, official groups, or political figures.
A related hashtag (or tag-phrase) to #beclowned - popularized by media pundit Ben Shapiro, indicating a more formal clowning which is generally related to entities, the media, official groups, or political figures.
Example One: A fully geared trio in APEX: Legends (Yellow and Purple Armor) being squad wiped because one player on the team ran ahead and pushed an under-geared and less skillful team alone. #clowned.
Example Two: CNN's Chris Cuomo asking Mark McCloskey if any of his property was damaged the night McCloskey was forced to pull a gun on a group of protesters to protect said property, presumably fishing for a "no" to establish that McCloskey had no good reason for his actions. When, in reality, McCloskey's actions were more than clearly justified and likely prevented property damage to his and others' property. Thus, Cuomo's Gonzo Journalism style question revealed the true nature of the interview. #clowned
Example Two: CNN's Chris Cuomo asking Mark McCloskey if any of his property was damaged the night McCloskey was forced to pull a gun on a group of protesters to protect said property, presumably fishing for a "no" to establish that McCloskey had no good reason for his actions. When, in reality, McCloskey's actions were more than clearly justified and likely prevented property damage to his and others' property. Thus, Cuomo's Gonzo Journalism style question revealed the true nature of the interview. #clowned
by My Diction is Reckless July 2, 2020
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