Capwned 

usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.

Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned

Capwned by fite4justice June 26, 2007

Capwned 

Refering to pwned, yet it sounds much better and has some relivence to the mobking Alfons Capone

Damn man, we got fucking capwned
or
Wooeee we capwned them noobs

Capwned by Papamuntz! October 16, 2005

al capwned 

Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.

Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!

al capwned by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009

Al Capwned 

Al Capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920's.

To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.

This term is used wrong, a lot.

When President Bush pooped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, Vice President Cheney shouted Al Capwned!

Al Capwned by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

capwnd 

to pwn. mafia-style. a twist between the video game term and Al Capone of Chicago.

*machine guns down everyone*
YOU ALL JUST GOT CAPWND, BIARCH!

capwnd by KJ52 March 4, 2008

campwned 

When campus security breaks up a social gathering, the party is considered campwned.

What happened to the party?
It got campwned

campwned by Ian Emheob February 18, 2008

Carpwned 

A derivation of the word "owned" or "pwned" dealing with getting hit by a car or any other moving vehicle, thus being "carpwned."

Nate: "Dude Keenan just got hit by a freakin car!"
Chris: "HAHAHA CARPWNED"

Carpwned by snapNGturtle December 22, 2008