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Clowned on 

When people start making fun of you or bullying you
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to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.
Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.
cowned by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone
he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.
clowned by david January 19, 2004
To be owned by a persons massive, fat, ridiculously over sized chode.
Dude, you just got chwned!!
Chwned by Perfectsin March 3, 2009
The state of being totally owned by a veterinarian, indicated by being fitted with a large, plastic cone around the neck and head to prevent one from chewing, licking or otherwise agitating one's self with the face or mouth. Usually ascribed to household pets.
"Yeah, as you can see, Bosco just got home from getting neutered."
"HAHAHA! Cwned!"
Cwned by Cwruidth August 18, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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