clwned 

Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.

Oooh mate, that sith cut you up well bad, you got clwned.

clwned by nakalaka March 6, 2011

Clowned on 

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

dude Pablo got clowned on

Clowned on by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019

cowned 

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

cowned by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.

Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!

Clowned to Kingdom Come by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022

clowned 

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

clowned by david January 19, 2004

Chwned 

To be owned by a persons massive, fat, ridiculously over sized chode.

Dude, you just got chwned!!

Chwned by Perfectsin March 3, 2009

Cwned 

The state of being totally owned by a veterinarian, indicated by being fitted with a large, plastic cone around the neck and head to prevent one from chewing, licking or otherwise agitating one's self with the face or mouth. Usually ascribed to household pets.

"Yeah, as you can see, Bosco just got home from getting neutered."
"HAHAHA! Cwned!"

Cwned by Cwruidth August 18, 2008