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A fan of the Insane Clown Posse or their affiliates. Notorious for their insecurities, low self esteem and even lower intelligence, Juggalos/Clownvicts spend their free time doing drugs, masturbating, starting internet fights with "haters", bellyaching about haters, and listening to horrible music. Clownvicts/juggalos abhor bathing, spelling correctly, self improvement, politeness, and open mindedness. They are also famous for claiming to "not give a fuck about da haters" yet throwing childish tantrums when confronted with simple disagreements.
I wish someone would tell these clownvicts to shut the hell up...
by chingparr October 2, 2013
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“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.
I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.
by driftin306 August 1, 2010
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Convicted News Faker

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.
Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.
by J B10 January 17, 2020
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Clownvoter

A clownvoter is someone who continually, passive aggressively downvotes on a social media platform
I’m being trolled by a clownvoter. Looks like the election brought out all the clownvoters
by Class versus sass October 19, 2019
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coonvict

a nigger in jail - so insted of convict...
its coonvict :)
Nigger in jail = coonvict
White dude in jail = convict
simple
by Barrythebaptist2 February 13, 2012
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convict

Convict is that person who commits crime and get caught. Once convicted he has to serve the sentence, the crime could be ranging from rape, murder, burglary or theft to cheating, fraud or an scam. Some people are proud to be convicts and other are ashamed. Some people become convicts due to circumsatnces and some by choice.
Chinaman: I have heard Australian were brought as convicts to this kangaroo land from UK.
Shopkeeper: True Chinaman, just like you have arrived here to work as chef and kitchenhand.
Chinaman: But there is difference in being a convict and a chef isn't it.
Shopkeeper: What difference they both have some skills and knowledge to contribute to the country isn't it!
by Rocky1 September 8, 2008
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