Clowntits

A girl with huge nipples resembling a clown's nose.

Look at those clowntits

Clowntits by sds October 3, 2004

Clowntits

Boobs that are freakishly large or just awkward in shape. May look like two clown shoes stuffed in a bra or two carnies stuffed in a bra. Usually the girl with the clowntits thinks she has the best boobs in the world and puts them out there for everyone to see.

Stacey: Oh my God, look at that girl's boobs!
Lacey: Oh my God I know. What's wrong with them?
Stacey: They're clowntits.

Clowntits by aseaisaved March 17, 2009

Clownfished 

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.

I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.

Clownfished by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021

clown tits 

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.

Check out the clown tits on that waitress!

clown tits by Enrique Rodriguez March 25, 2008

Noggin Clontith 

The gnome as seen in the YouTube video; “youvebeengnomed.wmv”

Friend #1: Hey man did you see Noggin Clontith on that one YouTube video?
Friend #2: Yeah man, he’s pretty sexy.

Noggin Clontith by Toe Pincher February 21, 2019

clownfister 

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

clownfister by driftin306 August 1, 2010

Clownstitute 

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010