felon

a trill motherfucker from the streets of the D. slangin da crack and pimping the puss and representin real negros. or drunken suburban niglits.

Greg Adam: Yo, man...let's go get a fifth, hit a lick and go to dat bukkake party.
Nick: idk man...sounds kinda dangerous
Greg Adam: fuck that bro, let's ejaculate!!
Nick: that constitute a felony, and i don't wanna be a felon.
Greg Adam: it's bukkake, man? you don't wanna squirt jizz on some delicious, sweet, young sluts?
Nick: sure, dude.

*police cum*

Nick: shit, man...now we have criminal sexual conduct charges.
Greg Adam: at least we'll have memories of the bukkake for the next 2-5!!
Nick: true, true

by detroitbukkakeman July 7, 2009

felon

a member of a minority

the ethnic alaskans are usually felons

by whitey mc whiteyson the third August 24, 2008

felon

extremely deck, word to describe one who kicks much ass

a greater variant of misdy

You're so felon!

by Felon Like Magellan Mary February 4, 2004

Felon

A person convicited of the most serious category of a crime.

Having ben convicted of Grand Theft, he is now a felon

by George May 13, 2005

felonize

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.

Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!

I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.

by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

Felonic

A word to describe someones felony activities

He cheated that woman during his felonic escapades

by UTSAgril March 16, 2009

Felon

A girl so hot it should be illegal.

Guy#1 - hey did you see Taken with Angelina Jolie

Guy#2- yeah dude she's a FELON!

Guy#1- I know!

by Manthatsdank July 17, 2009