Clownviction

The unwavering, chest‑puffed, certainty a lame person possesses while being catastrophically wrong.

“Her clownviction was so loud she tried to gaslight me with screenshots that proved herself wrong.”

by Noth3r2 April 8, 2026

conviction

Belief that one would die for.

Stupidity

by larstait October 16, 2003

Unavoidable conviction

When a police service decides to become a disorganized rumour mill forsaking the rule of law and ethics of adjudication in a effort to provide false testimony in order to maintain a stat Quo of 1 conviction per year as mandatory for municipal corporation employment

In defense court all your faced with is a unavoidable conviction, all the police care about is their yearly conviction each and they're 25 acquitted murders per year in this case and to total it's a 5000 body mass grave without any notice in blitzkrieg assault?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014

convictionis

its a condition where a woman gets bunk ass surgery and their nipples fall off.

Those huge black craters made it easy to tell she had suffered convictionis.

by c-town April 3, 2004

conviction

A new show starring Stephanie March as Alex Cabot. It will air on NBC in Spring of 2006. It's created by Dick Wolf. It will be similar to his Law & Orders, only it's more character based.

Law and Order: SVU and Conviction will be my addictions Summer '06.

by Kuluaorhj January 7, 2006

convictions

Things people believe in.

She was always putting people's convictions to the test, but was the kind of person that would still say that they were the ones testing her. She had no sense of what was to be held sacred, since she held nothing sacred, that was probably why (that way you didn't have to ask about a nonexistant reason).

by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022