A large shaggin waggon automobile produced by Ford. With the police package they are capabable of doing over 135 mph, plus they are very good in accidents and easy to have fun "activities" in the back of.
I saw a crown vic race a ricer today, the guy in the vic was doing his girlfriend while he was racing and he still beat the riceburner! Long live Ford V-8 power!
by FordManJoe April 30, 2005
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Large American car produced by Ford.Known for being able to outrun most four-cylinder cars, turbo or Naturally Aspirated.
Did you see that Crown Vic dominate that Eagle Talon? The Crown Victoria is a heavy car but that Talon was riding VERY low to the ground on the driver's side....
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A large 4 door sedan produced by Ford. Largely used by Police and Government Agencies, and old people. A popular choice for young people looking to be inconspicuous. Cops naturally overlook the Crown Victoria. A large amount of power in a decieving package, the LX Crown Vic contains the same engine as the LX mustang.

Plenty of room in the Front and Back seats for playing around.
Did you see that dude in the Crown Victoria smoke the rice burner at the light? Man, he even had 4 people in the car and the cop next to him didnt even blink an eye when he mashed the gas!!!
by Crown Vic Owner April 30, 2006
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a line of large cars made by ford

driven only by 90 year olds and cops

usally seen with about 7 radio antennas (both VHF and UHF), a lightbar and a police officer in the back, seen all the time on I-66 behind rice burners.
"Dude, i put a hairdryer out of the window of my grandpa's crown victoria and everyone thought i was a cop
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 21, 2003
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Large car made by Ford that is used by many police departments. Since Chevy quit making large, rear-wheel drive Impalas, the Crown Vic is the choice of car for many cops.

Unfortunately, it has a nasty habit of exploding when hit from the rear; as often happens when police park by the side of the road. There are several lawsuits against Ford for this car, for this reason.
Daaamn....what was that noise?

Oh, that was some unlucky cop in his Crown Vic being blown up, cause some drunk rear-ended his patrol car.
by In the know February 14, 2005
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