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clownfucker

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.
What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?
by Christine June 25, 2004
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clownfucker

"That Randy, he sure loves to fuck clowns."
"He's a clownfucker, ain't he?"
"Best damned clownfucker I've ever seen."
by Sean Blackwell August 17, 2004
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Clownfucker

1. A social jackass or fool.

2. One who fucks clowns.

3. One who is generally considered as foolish or naive for their actions.

A clownfucker can sometimes, but not always be an assclown and vice versa.
Did you hear? Stephen punched a cop in public and tried to run away. The clownfucker's in jail now..

assclown clown
by Ldogg. February 6, 2010
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confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together
Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009
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clown fucker

Someone, usually male and usually straight, who likes to have sex with drag queens(men in dresses)and only drag queens.
What's his type?

He's a clown fucker.

He only does drag queens!?!?!?
by UpTownAries March 7, 2003
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cornfucker

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now
by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018
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cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
by jacob June 22, 2004
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