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clownfucker 

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.
What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?
clownfucker by Christine June 25, 2004
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clownfucker 

"That Randy, he sure loves to fuck clowns."
"He's a clownfucker, ain't he?"
"Best damned clownfucker I've ever seen."
clownfucker by Sean Blackwell August 17, 2004

Clownfucker 

1. A social jackass or fool.

2. One who fucks clowns.

3. One who is generally considered as foolish or naive for their actions.

A clownfucker can sometimes, but not always be an assclown and vice versa.
Did you hear? Stephen punched a cop in public and tried to run away. The clownfucker's in jail now..

assclown clown
Clownfucker by Ldogg. February 6, 2010

confuckery 

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together
Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
confuckery by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

clown fucker 

Someone, usually male and usually straight, who likes to have sex with drag queens(men in dresses)and only drag queens.
What's his type?

He's a clown fucker.

He only does drag queens!?!?!?
clown fucker by UpTownAries March 7, 2003

cornfucker 

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

cowfucker 

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
cowfucker by jacob June 22, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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