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confuckery 

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together
Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
confuckery by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009
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clownfucker 

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.
What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?
clownfucker by Christine June 25, 2004

clownfucker 

"That Randy, he sure loves to fuck clowns."
"He's a clownfucker, ain't he?"
"Best damned clownfucker I've ever seen."
clownfucker by Sean Blackwell August 17, 2004

Clownfucker 

1. A social jackass or fool.

2. One who fucks clowns.

3. One who is generally considered as foolish or naive for their actions.

A clownfucker can sometimes, but not always be an assclown and vice versa.
Did you hear? Stephen punched a cop in public and tried to run away. The clownfucker's in jail now..

assclown clown
Clownfucker by Ldogg. February 6, 2010

Confuckery 

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.
Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.
Confuckery by Aerohed March 14, 2018

Cornfuckery 

/kôrnˈfəkərē/ noun. behavior that suspends belief that an individual, group, notion or act is acceptable by any contemporary standards. term rarely spoken to callout such behavior but often seen as countenance through gasps or raised eyebrows on those identifying such behavior. a parlance often written as two separate words but spoken as one. Previously posted on December 20, 2020 but unpublished by accident March 20, 2022
His cornfuckery perplexed her. Their collective cornfuckery pushed the goalposts of credibility. My cornfuckery painted me into a corner.
Cornfuckery by lifeintheair March 20, 2022