cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."

1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"

by jacob June 23, 2004

Cowfuckers

"Describes Asian Hindu Indians who worship the bovine species to such an extreme extent that there is a natural assumption, that they, (hindu indians) would rather have sex with a cow then eat it"

Homer Simpson said to Bupu, "Well your people are a bunch of dot headed cowfuckers!"

by Ralph the misanthropic racist April 22, 2007

Cowfucker

A person who is a teacher pet, coward , and a fuckboy/girl and who told lies to everybody to make themselves look better

Mike is a real cowfucker : he told the teacher that i cheated in the maths exam

by Nutsnoodle March 29, 2017

cowfucker

A tall thin man boy from the midlands region of Zimbabwe who likes zinjathropuses ,weed ,porn and exhibits gay behaviour most times

Mr Dube if you keep on acting like that you are being a cowfucker

by derickbeltz September 10, 2018

cowfuck

a cowfuck is when something is so insanely fucking stupid, its a huge fuck up. so huge, it can be compared to a cow. so when you sleep woth the wrong girl, it can be called a cowfuck.

emily: DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?
josh: no wtf u stupid bitch i just slept with you...
emily: NO THAT WAS MY SISTER
josh: cowfuck.......sorry. lol.

by mommymilker334 November 15, 2021