clowndong 

Noun.

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.

"Did you notice Bobo's clowndong was looking a little obvious at little Bobby's birthday party?"
"Did you see Bob drunk and naked at the office luncheon? Man, he's got quite the clowndong!"
"Damn it Bill! Give me back my money - don't be such a clowndong!"
"Mmm - chocolate clowndongs!"

clowndong by Mepha June 29, 2005

Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.

"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Your Clownsona fits you very well."

Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 15, 2017

Ass Clowning 

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

Ass Clowning by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

clowning 

Being played or treated as a joke

“Dang john was clowning with Sally’s feelings”

clowning by beingclownedon July 12, 2019

Clownington 

The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.

"Look at this fucking clownington over there."

Clownington by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020

Zoom Clowning 

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.

"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."

Zoom Clowning by bird_brain April 3, 2022

Clowning 

Clowned: - or Clowning: Also known as "To Clown" and "The Clowning" - To make fun of, to make an absolute fool of, or to school someones dumb ass.

"Remember that time you totally bought Larry Smith's house from the bank, which he lost to the bank after remortgaging it and spending all the money on booze... the house he said you could never set foot in again... MAN YOU TOTALLY CLOWNED YOUR DAD'S DUMB ASS!!"

"Man you totally clowned that guy"

"Man, you're totally clowning your dad! Hahahaha"

Clowning by BSmith XE January 20, 2014