cloused

When you have a best friend who is no longer allowed to talk to you because of their boyfriend or girlfriend.

"Have you heard from Simoana lately?"

"Nah, she's been full-on cloused, too".

by kellogg2185 October 6, 2016

Clouse

A clouse is someone, who tries to be funny and alright but is an absolute wanker. They use there pass times sticking their dick in a vaccum and raping sheep.

Fuck you , you fucking clouse..

Chevy palmer is the biggest clouse alive!

by maxw177 June 12, 2010

clouse

a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that knocks you either directly or indirectly is a clouse
Madden you clouse!

by nelson brew April 26, 2007

Clouse

Typically a last name

A Clouse is best described as a dingus or reject. Usual a person with authority but can never be trusted or relied on.

Dammit Mr Clouse you fucked everything up again!!!!

by Murzinator May 27, 2018

clouse

a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that falls over accidentally or does something to that effect is a clouse

Madden you clouse!

by James "I'm so much better than nelson brew" Madden April 26, 2007

Clouse

A Clouse can never close the deal with the ladies. Even after years of practice he will always screws everything up, just like he does with everything else in his life.

Clause is often refererred to around his “buddies” as a “Triple C”!

( Can’t Close Clause) when used in reference with talking to women or ( Can’t count on Clause ) when dealing with day to day activities or work.

Friends : Looks like Triple C went home alone last night again!

Buddies: Did you see how Ol Triple C’s date didn’t show up to the ball. Poor Clouse...

Co workers: Did Clause turn his reports into the boss today? Ya Triple C screwed everything up on them again per usual...

by Murzinator May 27, 2018

mr clouse

A guy who has a genital problem which can cause itching of the penis.

There goes mr clouse again.

I counted 18 times for me clouse.

by Evareathu April 22, 2018