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cloudfucker 

Someone in the technology biz who puts the word "cloud" or "iCloud" in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn't know what SaaS is if it bit them in the aSS.

Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services
guy #1 to guy #2:
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"

guy #2: "oh yeah?"

guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"

guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"
cloudfucker by cloudfucker September 6, 2012
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Cloud fucker 

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er
1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.
Cloud fucker by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009
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clownfucker 

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.
What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?
clownfucker by Christine June 25, 2004

Cloudfupper 

Cloudfupper (k-lowd-phu-per) N.
A word or idea that is sophisticated in nature but lacks true or intrinsic meaning
Ex. The politician’s Cloudfupperly speech left many listeners unaware of his true stance on issues.
Cloudfupper by Cloudfupperlover February 9, 2021

clownfucker 

"That Randy, he sure loves to fuck clowns."
"He's a clownfucker, ain't he?"
"Best damned clownfucker I've ever seen."
clownfucker by Sean Blackwell August 17, 2004

Codfucker 

One who plays call of duty so much that he/she fucks the game in the ass
Mitchell is such a codfucker.
Codfucker by Dacooter November 6, 2011

Clownfucker 

1. A social jackass or fool.

2. One who fucks clowns.

3. One who is generally considered as foolish or naive for their actions.

A clownfucker can sometimes, but not always be an assclown and vice versa.
Did you hear? Stephen punched a cop in public and tried to run away. The clownfucker's in jail now..

assclown clown
Clownfucker by Ldogg. February 6, 2010