closis
closis by John cegy loon January 8, 2020
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Clouis
Clouis is the romantic ship name for Clementine and Louis in The Walking Dead game. Another name for it may be Louistine but Clouis is the more common name for this adorable couple.
Louis: I love u Clementine
Clementine: I love u too
Clouis shippers: YASSS CLOUIS IS MY OTP I LUV THEM SO MUCH
Clementine: I love u too
Clouis shippers: YASSS CLOUIS IS MY OTP I LUV THEM SO MUCH
Related Words
closis • clovis • cloister fuck • closest friend • Clusiso • cloist • Cloister • clorisa • Closing • closing the cheese
Jacob Clohisy
Jacob Clohisy by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019
closest friend
A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.
closest friend by yrame September 10, 2012
Closos
A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.
*In text message*
1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."
1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."
Closos by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018
Closest person to you
The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .
Closest person to you by Created from love February 11, 2019
Closing The Goddamn Door
"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."
Closing The Goddamn Door by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016
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