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A cloib is a guy who is really obese, but also kind of funny with 0 IQ. His stomach rips through his small ass clothes and eats all day.
Their favorite food is a grilled cheese.

Patrick Dinglefuck: *rips ass after eating 6 grilled cheeses*

Taqeevious: Patrick, you’re such a cloib.

cloib by The FingleDingle February 17, 2023

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GRASS CLIBBINS

A HOG CRANKERS WORST ENEMY .

STOP BLOWIN YOUR DAMN GRASS CLIBBINS IN THE ROAD , NEARLY HADDALAYERDOWN ,,,,,,,

- SENT FROM MY JITTERBUG

GRASS CLIBBINS by BOB ROSS - VIETNAM VETERAN April 27, 2022

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Clob

Slays out. Clob is in

That outfit is really clob

Clob by Yellowdeli July 30, 2023

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Clibbins

Grass Clippings hence Clibbins. The worst enemy of any motorcycle rider. Some say hitting Clibbins is the equivalent of hitting black ice. U

Don’t blow your Clibbins the the Road.

Clibbins by Darthbarthwam August 25, 2021

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clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

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Cloob

Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.

“Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”

Cloob by Blair Sally December 7, 2019

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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