cloib

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A cloib is a guy who is really obese, but also kind of funny with 0 IQ. His stomach rips through his small ass clothes and eats all day.
Their favorite food is a grilled cheese.

Patrick Dinglefuck: *rips ass after eating 6 grilled cheeses*

Taqeevious: Patrick, you’re such a cloib.

cloib by The FingleDingle February 17, 2023

Words you can keep

GRASS CLIBBINS

A HOG CRANKERS WORST ENEMY .

STOP BLOWIN YOUR DAMN GRASS CLIBBINS IN THE ROAD , NEARLY HADDALAYERDOWN ,,,,,,,

- SENT FROM MY JITTERBUG

GRASS CLIBBINS by BOB ROSS - VIETNAM VETERAN April 27, 2022

Related Words

cloib • clobber • clob • choiboi • clib • Cloin • Clobby • cloister fuck • cloit • choiboy

Clob

Slays out. Clob is in

That outfit is really clob

Clob by Yellowdeli July 30, 2023

Clibbins

Grass Clippings hence Clibbins. The worst enemy of any motorcycle rider. Some say hitting Clibbins is the equivalent of hitting black ice. U

Don’t blow your Clibbins the the Road.

Clibbins by Darthbarthwam August 25, 2021

clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

Cloob

Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.

“Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”

Cloob by Blair Sally December 7, 2019

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026