cloib

A cloib is a guy who is really obese, but also kind of funny with 0 IQ. His stomach rips through his small ass clothes and eats all day.
Their favorite food is a grilled cheese.

Patrick Dinglefuck: *rips ass after eating 6 grilled cheeses*

Taqeevious: Patrick, you’re such a cloib.

by The FingleDingle February 17, 2023

GRASS CLIBBINS

A HOG CRANKERS WORST ENEMY .

STOP BLOWIN YOUR DAMN GRASS CLIBBINS IN THE ROAD , NEARLY HADDALAYERDOWN ,,,,,,,

- SENT FROM MY JITTERBUG

by BOB ROSS - VIETNAM VETERAN April 27, 2022

Clob

Slays out. Clob is in

That outfit is really clob

by Yellowdeli July 30, 2023

Clibbins

Grass Clippings hence Clibbins. The worst enemy of any motorcycle rider. Some say hitting Clibbins is the equivalent of hitting black ice. U

Don’t blow your Clibbins the the Road.

by Darthbarthwam August 25, 2021

clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

by kam75xx January 2, 2021

Cloob

Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.

“Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”

by Blair Sally December 7, 2019

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006