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cloit by DIXIESTICK December 11, 2018
Late Night Clit Cam
Girlfriend: Hey baby, how would you like to come over for dinner tonight and after we will watch that Australian women's beach volleyball tournament?
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey, I am down for some Late Night Clit Cam!
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey, I am down for some Late Night Clit Cam!
Late Night Clit Cam by Kaka86 February 8, 2022
360 Clit Lick
When a person of very high oral skills and passion, uses tongue to circle around the clitoris In a 360 degree circular motion. Switching back and forth from clockwise to counter clockwise. When executed correctly a sure big O will be achieved for the lucky woman receiving the Oral Mastery
I had that Hot serial dating slut from Tinder I took home on the first date, from the moment I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick
360 Clit Lick by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 8, 2019
Late Night Clit Cam
An activity for a couple watching a female sporting event on television, usually taking place later in the evening at home in bed.
Girlfriend: Hey baby, wanna come over for dinner tonight and after we can watch live Australian women's beach volleyball.
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey I am down, what a great Late Night Clit Cam!
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey I am down, what a great Late Night Clit Cam!
Late Night Clit Cam by Kaka86 February 8, 2022
Clit Closet
Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.
Clit Closet by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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