Clobby 

A shortened version of the phrase, 'Clinically Obese.'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey girlfriend, look at that fatty, too clobby for words!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Is clobby contagious?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

Clobby by Lily ox October 10, 2008

Clobby 

The clelf (clown elf) child of Dobby from Harry Potter and the clown Pennywise. Some people think Clobby is an abomination of our society, but I just think he's misunderstood.

When Clobby was exposed to the wokest iconography, his clussy became gaped.

Clobby by Clelmo November 3, 2017

Clobby 

The popular group chat application for Facebook, "Clobby"

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey friends, let's chat on clobby!'

Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Clobby.com?'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

Clobby by John Davier May 2, 2010

clobby 

A male who is underweight and threatens everybody he sees also likes lying about breaking bones and sucks a lot of ballsack

Shut the fuck up clobby

clobby by WANGBANGER87 October 27, 2019

Clobby 

A feeling a tense life doom

Working in a coal mine made me feel so clobby

Clobby by Fish corduroy October 30, 2023

Sirak Chobbyman 

An all-powerful Russian male who owns the three largest airports in Russia as well as having the capability of metamorphosing into Big Chungus.

Oh look, Sirak Chobbyman has turned into Big Chungus again!

Sirak Chobbyman by Aresnip the Parsnip June 2, 2021

clobber 

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021