Clobby

A shortened version of the phrase, 'Clinically Obese.'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey girlfriend, look at that fatty, too clobby for words!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Is clobby contagious?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

by Lily ox August 17, 2008

Clobby

The clelf (clown elf) child of Dobby from Harry Potter and the clown Pennywise. Some people think Clobby is an abomination of our society, but I just think he's misunderstood.

When Clobby was exposed to the wokest iconography, his clussy became gaped.

by Clelmo November 03, 2017

Clobby

The popular group chat application for Facebook, "Clobby"

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey friends, let's chat on clobby!'

Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Clobby.com?'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

by John Davier May 02, 2010

clobby

A male who is underweight and threatens everybody he sees also likes lying about breaking bones and sucks a lot of ballsack

Shut the fuck up clobby

by WANGBANGER87 October 28, 2019

Clobby

A feeling a tense life doom

Working in a coal mine made me feel so clobby

by Fish corduroy October 30, 2023