Cloin 

Meaning... Clammy hand after holding bus fair for over 17 minutes...

Man, I've got cloin hand.

Your hand smells of cloin.

You're gonna get cloin if you hold that for too long

smells of cloin in here

Cloin by Doucheballoon Dotan August 22, 2019

Cloin 

Cloin is a bit stupid, yet a wonderful person. Always there for people with a kind soul, dark humour is on point along with deep sayings. Cloin is amazing to.

Damn if you know her your lucky

Dam Cloins amazing

Cloin by Sxretx October 3, 2020

Cloin 

The shortened version of loincloth, which is a cloth to cover the loin. After much research, millions have found that it is more fun to refer to it as a cloin.

You can totally see the outline of his moose knuckle through his cloin.

Don't you wanna see what he's packing beneath that cloin?

I hear they impose a strict dress code, absolutely no cloins!

Cloin by Miss Dish March 17, 2017

Cloin 

Slang term for "client" often used to satirize an Australian trying to pronounce the word. For example "client kitchen mate" would become "cloin keetchyt mayt". This term was popularized in early 2023 amongst the vfx community as a means to roast a particular Australian idiot. However the target of the joke flipped it on its head and embraced the way of the cloin

I'm heading the the cloin keetchin for some pastries that were leftover from a cloin meeting. You want one?

Cloin by youknowwhoiambrah May 30, 2023

Cloin 

A talented FXTD with a ridiculous accent. Thinks he is British but is actually Indian. Loves losing drones in Big Sur and makes a mean smash burger in the cloin keetchyn mayt

How you doin cloin?

Cloin by the OG cloin March 24, 2024

Cloin

An alternative used in place of the word "clown," most commonly uttered by the Twitch streamer known as Vinny, who created the streaming group Vinesauce.

Cloins are known for their wacky antics.
Cloin vomit is harvested annually to be placed in corrupted video games.
The cloin grazed gracefully on ground green gravy.

Cloin by Yip the Mechanical Fox September 6, 2026

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023