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"Oh, my god, look at Toby's clob," said Christian.
clob by Eric98670023 April 22, 2008
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a fat, old, bald douche bag who refuses to ever hang out with his nephews outside of their own home.
"hey do you think clob will wanna go get a large plain" "no hes gay"
clob by pot_is_my_salvation December 24, 2010
clob defines a male or female's state of arousal. Can also mean a gerbils ringpiece or classical instrument
I'd love to clob you in the mouth

bill - "I've been playing the clob for the last 20 years"
ben - "oh really?"
bill - "yes it's like caressing a gerbil's back entrance"
clob by TecNique November 1, 2006
A term used to describe any persons who is more applicable to natural selection.

i.e. food allergy, gluten allergy, asthma, wheelchair, etc.
Oh, Alexa’s allergic to nuts? My god she’s such a clob.
Clob by gangmember12 November 15, 2021
she’s acting like a clob today
clob by eva xoxo June 2, 2022
this usually is in reference to a large, most of the time uncut, penis.
i never knew jack had a clob. i always thought he was average sized at best hehe.
clob by Maniacjack74 January 6, 2023