clofty 

Beautiful and amazing in every single way. A little bit British. I love you cloftus.

You’re looking a bit clofty today. I love you cloftus.

clofty by Cloftycloftus September 5, 2021

clefty 

Used to address an individual who is exhibiting the characteristics of a cleft.

Oi, Clefty.
That's a bit Clefty.

clefty by DJ Ofetsu April 12, 2006

crofty

Ahh the ilusive Mr Crofts or "Crofty-Leprechaunus" is an interesting creature with a beard of fire which he refuses to shed even to raise money for cancer (you would think having a pot of gold would make him generous wouldnt you) Crofty takes every opper-"tunety" to visit Ms. Browne's or "Brownious-Arteacherous" tutor room and try and work his magical irish jig on her. Crofty-Leprechaunus can be seen in full bloom (or redness)when he is denied something that he clearly and obviously wants Eg, Ms Browne or the position of acting head of house)
Crofty's favorite expression is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO which he uses almost as much as his right hand.

Student:"Hey Crofty i'll give you 100kg of potatos for that pot of gold"

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO

Studednt: I'll throw in a pic of Ms Browne!

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See me after Class.

crofty by UMM IF HE READ THIS IM SCREWED SO NO July 19, 2004

crofty

the ultimate in gay, short, beard-of-fire wearing science teachers and the bane of hairdressers the world over. often found trying to ingratiate himself with certain female members of staff *cough* ms browne *cough* and trying to elevate himself to a position of power. sadly lacks any social skills and witty speech beyond "AHHHH, no." bears an uncanny resemblance to a leprechaun.

geez crofty is a silly little leprechaun. damn i hate him.

crofty by Seamus O'Hannigan July 29, 2004

clouty 

When you finesse and get attention for doing something that other people can’t do and stunt on them. Show off to the crew what you did, being lit.

“Bro I fucked his girl, then went to her sister hella Clouty”

“That Hoe fucking the team it’s Clouty szn”

“She going to everybody it’s Clouty”

“She ain’t going no where she suck me up in my whip it Clouty”

clouty by youngzero July 13, 2017

crofty

1) The state of being insanely good at gymnastics....and jumping on shit. (like Lara Croft)

2) Having insanely huge tits making one wonder how this bitch walks so straight. (also like Lara Croft)

3) Using the word "insanely," an insane amount of times while making an Urban Dictionary list of what something means.

4) What Harry Potter would sound like saying the word "crafty."

5) People who make sex noises when they jump.

1) anonymous bystander - "Wow...your pretty crofty."

Gymnast - "Thanx, I've been playing Tomb Raider 8 hours a day."



2) "Damn...I could build a house an take a nice little vacation in her crofty dirty pillows"



3) "Why are you making that crofty Urban Dictionary list? Don't you have a life?"



4) "Hermionie your so crofty."



5) dude #1 - "She's a pretty crofty jumper."

dude #2 - "Yeah, whatta slut."

crofty by definatelynotbryan October 7, 2008

clorty 

an unwashed person of unkept appearance

that tramp looks a clorty person

clorty by jim feeney November 8, 2006