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clock zombie 

When a person's life is defined by what time it is.

These people work in extremely structured intervals and never waste time. One may wonder what will become of them if a large-scale worldwide catastrophe were to occur. Their agenda and a clock are their best friends, leaving little room for an actual social life.

It is a well-known fact that most college/university students live their lives like this, making campus a very depressing place to be.
There is a definitive line between being a clock zombie, and having 1-2 weeks of hardcore study sessions berore a test.
girl: "Hey, wanna go out tonight?"

guy: "Sorry, can't... I have to study for roman civilization for the midterm."

girl: "Isn't that midterm like, 4 weeks from now? Wow, you're such a clock zombie."
clock zombie by azn_ninja November 14, 2009
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Zombie Clock 

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
Zombie Clock by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011

zombie o'clock 

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.
Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"

cock zombie 

the result of vigorous intercourse where one party, usually a female, loses the capability to function normally. Motor skills become impaired, as dose speech, you may also notice only the whites of their eyes.

These traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. The effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.
Jennifer was over last night, we went at if for two hours, i turned that bitch into a cock zombie. She couldn't talk for like 10 minutes, just laid there twitching.
cock zombie by EJ [iBC] August 17, 2007

cock zombie 

a girl who likes to suck your cock so much, she would come back from the dead to do it some more.
dayam yo, that bitch is a cock zombie
cock zombie by FLIPCYDE96 October 15, 2003

cock zombie 

a girl who you've had sex with who follows you around slowly, sometimes with her arms outstretched towards you, because she is addicted to your dazzling urbanite mannerisms.
Libby is my personal cock zombie straight outta night of the living head, fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.
cock zombie by anonymous March 4, 2005

cock zombie 

when a gay individual becomes so exclusively identified with their sexuality that they are devoid of any personality.
my friend just came out of the closet and i'm wondering how long it will take for him to become a cock zombie. i'm gonna miss him.
cock zombie by doormouse June 2, 2009
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